Title: Because the Sexiest Bandos are the Boners
Author: baekpercentPairing: Sehun/Kai/Luhan, and Kris/Tao (if you squint)
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG/PG-13
Summary: What happens when all of EXO is preparing their new field show, Kai is on colorguard, Kris is afraid of bees and can't climb trees, and Luhan is playing the sousaphone
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Its not really a surprise that Kai is on the colorguard )